Over two billion people are expected to be captivated by the upcoming fairytale union of Prince William and Kate Middleton in what is being regarded as the royal wedding of the century.
More than $30 million of money Britain doesn’t even have has somehow been discovered to throw a lavish extravaganza which 99.9% of the United Kingdom aren’t even invited to.
Despite this they’re getting a bit excited over in the motherland and more than the odd convict here in Australia seems quite chirpy at the prospect as well.
If you’re like me you’re one of the four billion left over scratching their head wondering why a marriage of two people I’ve never even met representing an outdated monarchical hierarchy is deemed so important.
Don’t think that means we won’t be watching it though ladies and gentleman, no, quite the contrary.
In fact it’s possible you and I will be the most interested of all two billion viewers, yes even more so than the nut jobs who camped out for a week to secure the best position outside the abbey.
You see my friends, through the joys of online betting any sporting event in the world has been made exciting and now so too elections and royal weddings alike.
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The first and most important is of course the colour of Kate Middleton’s dress, and before you simply say white, it’s not quite that easy.
Ivory has leapt out to a $1.67 favourite with the standard white behind at $3.25, but remember, where we only see white brides see a whole rainbow of possibilities.
Cream, Champagne, Vanilla, Pearl, Almond, a host of new colours only visible to the eye of roughly 50% of the human population.
We like Pearl here, they are white and girl’s like pearls so to be honest it’s a no brainer and the easiest $19 odds we’ll ever find.
To see the full royal wedding betting market log on to SportingBet now! Oh and by the way, I’ve been told Nude at $41 is actually a colour not a wardrobe malfunction and Egg Shell at $34 probably won’t resemble Lady Gaga at the Grammy’s.
Dress colours not your thing? Never fear the mob at SportingBet also have you covered with the colour of the Queen’s hat.
Yellow is a big go at $2 with Light Blue a solid chance at $5.
We think we’ve found some value here though and are tipping the royal colour, purple, to win by a length paying a handy $6.50.
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The final betting market is one for the connoisseurs of a fine wedding, just how long will that trail be?
Diana’s stretched out the Abbey down the street and half way to Wigan but we’ve got some inside mail saying old Kate isn’t quite so schmancy.
For that reason we’re all over it being 2m or less at a handy $4, the favourite is 2-5m at $1.40 with more than 8m grabbing you a whopping $11.
So there you have it, SportingBet really are the champs of online betting and have saved us from hour upon hour of perpetual boredom with a group of royal wedding betting options that really should earn them some sort of reward.
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Oh and if you think you were going to do something other than bet on the royal wedding think again. Every TV channel in the country has wall to wall coverage, even the footy is being delayed so get onto SportingBet crack a cold one and sing God Save The Queen at the top of your lungs as you earn a packet in a way you never have before.
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By Ryan Clark,
World renowned wedding aficionado and red head, so probably related to the Prince.
